two girls sitting near the top of the stairs. boy walks up behind them, at the top. "sit still girls, i'm drumming, and i NEED HEADS!" and proceeds to do a drum solo on their noggins. they were not amused.
daddy walks by with beer bottle in hand. boy asks "daddy, whatcha drinkin?" daddy says "well, its a special dark root beer for big people only. you really wouldnt like it--it smells very bad" boy thinks about this, looks at the label and says "well, i see that its called BAD lite!"